This one is funny now *_*
He was explaining his new theory of relative hydroelectricity and someone asked for demonstration!
The man was fit and his television fat.
Now he is fat and his television fit.
Comfort has taken over our lives..
Technology keeps on updating itself..
While we are getting entangled in it
7 complicated facts about Women
1. They believe in saving…
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have
anything to wear…
4. Never have anything to wear, but always
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don’t believe them if complemented..
Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure,
In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant,
In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant,
In Europe they didn’t know what ‘shortage’ meant,
In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant,
In the Middle East they didn’t know what ‘solution’ meant,
In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant,
And in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant!