Then and Now: Television v/s Man!

Then and Now: Television v/s Man!

The man was fit and his television fat.
Now he is fat and his television fit.

Comfort has taken over our lives..
Technology keeps on updating itself..
While we are getting entangled in it :/

Facebook: Addicting People!

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© Kamalpreet Singh, 18th February, 2014

We have a Big Friend List,
With Many unknown amidst .

We have so many friends online,
Who post pictures with new design.

We Scroll through the news feed,
Jokes and Shayaries we go-on read.

We Follow every popular page,
And Like every beautiful image.

We keep on Chatting all the time,
And use Short-forms in every line.

We make Communities and a large Group,
Like an addict we use Facebook!

Hope you Liked it 😀

Women: Complicated

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 7 complicated facts about Women

1. They believe in saving…
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive
clothes…
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have
anything to wear…
4. Never have anything to wear, but always
dressed beautifully…
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never
satisfied…
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to
compliment them…
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don’t believe them if complemented..

Really Amusing: A Bit Truthful Too!

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Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” 

The survey was a huge failure,

In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant,

In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant,

In Europe they didn’t know what ‘shortage’ meant,

In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant,

In the Middle East they didn’t know what ‘solution’ meant,

In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant,

And in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant!