A man comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor.
His Wife gets him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up he expects his wife to be really angry with him.
He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table
“Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table;
I had to leave early to buy groceries.
I’ll come running back to you, my love.
I love you.”
He was surprised and he asks his son, “What happened last night?”
The Son replies, “When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were
dead drunk and you said,
“Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I’m married!!”